Category «Poetry/Jokes»

Unsatisfied Secret surgery

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her …

Wild Ind vs pak

1 pakistani havin his business in iron rods was sittin in his office and got a Cal frm INDIA.. Indian: rod hai?? Paki: hai Ind: “Gand mein dal le..!” & disconnected.. Next day.. Ind: rod hai? Paki: nahi hai…! Ind: “kyon gand mein daal liya!?” & disconnected. . Next day.. Ind: rod hai? Paki: hai …

Wild Old Virgin

On her 70th birthday, an old spinster decides it’s time to finally get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper: ” Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still …

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