Saloni ki diwali, chudai wali

Hello dosto, main aapka apna dost Sunil aapke pyar ki wajah se fir se aapke samne kamuk kahaniyon ki kadi me ek aur kadi jodne ja raha hun. Mujhe ummid hai aap logo ko meri ye kahani pasand aayegi.

Dosto jaisa ki aap logo ne apne aas-paas dekha hoga. Samaj me ek vidhwa aurat ko bahut hi neeche nazar se dekha jata hai lekin isme us vidhwa aurat ka kya kasoor hai, jo log use jeene nahi dete.

Kuch aisi hi kahani main aapke samne prastut karne ja raha hun. Samaj ke khauf se ek vidhwa aurat kaise na sirf apne mummy-papa ka ghar balki apni sasuraal ko bhi chhod deti hai aur sahar me apni ek beti ko lekar aa jati hai.

Beti ki acchi parwarish ke liye bahut mehnat karti hai. Jawani me hi apne kamuk ango pe jang lagne deti hai aur apni beti ko doctor banane ke sapne dekhti hai.

Padiye aakhir kya wajah thi ki itni rasbhari kamukta ki nayi paribhasha Saloni kisi mard se shadi kyon nahi ki aur kya sach me uske gair-mardo se sambandh nahi the? Kya wajah thi ki Saloni ki beti ke dwara, diwali pe ghar aane pe mana karne pe, jab maine diwali Saloni ke sath manane ka faisla liya.

To Saloni ke roop-rang me parivartan aa gya aur Saloni ne mujhe apni madbhari jawan badan ke jalwe dikhaye aur diwali ki raat me jab mera lund apne chut me liya to bus ek hi aawaz kamre me goonj rahi thi “Saloni ki diwali,chudayi wali”.

Aaj ke kuch 6 saal pahle, main ek CA firm me job karta tha. Ek baar mujhe meri firm ne audit ke liye Bhopal (M.P.) bhej diya. Maine Bhopal ke liye train li aur train late hone se mujhe Bhopal pahunchne me raat ho gayi. Maine ek guest house me jakar check-in kar liya. Raat guest house me gujari.

Dusre din time pe agency pe audit ke liye pahunch gya. Reception pe ek adhed aurat baithi thi. Maine, apna ID card unko dikhaya aur bola- Madam, main audit ke liye Delhi se aaya hun. Mujhe Mr. Ghanshyam se milna hai.

Receptionist – Sir, aap wait kar lo. Jo bhi aapko documents chahiye. Main aapko de dungi. Main hi audit me aapke sath rahungi. Mr. Ghanshyam mere boss hai. Sir abhi office me nahi hain to unhone mujhe kal hi bata diya tha ki Mr. Sunil Delhi se audit ke liye aane wale hai. Auditor ko jo bhi paper chahiye. Tum de dena. Sir, aap sofe pe baitho. Main aapke liye chay aur pani mangati hu.

Main- OK. Thik hai.

Thodi der baad maine, Madam ka naam puch liya.

Receptionist – Ji Sir, Saloni. Aap mujhe Saloni bula sakte hain?

Dosto, main aapko thoda Saloni ke bare me batana chahta hun. Saloni ki umar dekhne se karib 37-38 saal rahi hogi. Badi-badi kajrari aankhe, bhare-bhare gaal, 5’6’ hight aur cream ki tarah chamkta hua chehra aur figure 36-32-34 ka lag raha tha. Jo mera andaaj tha. Dikhne me behad sushil thi.

Saloni ne chudidaar pyjama aur kurti pahna hua tha. Gale me dupatta tha. Lambe baal uski khoobsurati ko aur char chand laga rahe the. Saloni bahut hi alag thi. Aisa lag raha tha ki Saloni thodi sakhat hai aur apne kam se kam hi rakhti hai. Mujhe pahli nazar me wo pasand aa gyi thi. Mujhe ek hafte Bhopal me rahna tha aur main aaj se hi mission Saloni pe tha.

Saloni ne office boy se chay,namkeen aur biscuit mere liye mangaya. Main chay ki chuskiyon ke sath namkeen kha raha tha.

Main- Saloni ji, main aapko documents ki list de raha hun. Mujhe aap sare document ki photocopy kara ke de do.

Saloni- Thik hai, Sir. Main jald hi aapko sare document deti hun. Aap cabin me aaram se baitho.

Main, intzaar karte hue Saloni ke harkato pe nazar banaye hue tha. Saloni jab chalti to uske matkate hue gaand aur jab jhukti to chunchiya nikal ke bahar aa na chahti, sab nazara main maze se dekh raha tha. Shayad, Saloni bhi ab ye jaan chuki thi ki main use kamuk nazro se dekh raha hun.

Saloni thodi der me sare documents lakar mere desk pe rakh di.

Saloni- Sir, kuch aur help chahiye to aap bata dena.

Main- Saloni ji, aapko mere sath hi baithna hoga. Jo meri query hai, aapko acche se explain karna padega.

Saloni- Sir, mujhe ye baat acchi tarike se pata hai. Boss ne bola hai ki audit acche se karwana,koi problem nahi honi chahiye. Main, aapke sath hi hun.Thoda reception ka bhi kaam dekhna hota hai. To mujhe dono taraf dekhna hai. Khair, aapke liye main hajir hun.

Poore din Saloni ke sath kam karke mujhe ye ahsaas ho gaya tha ki Saloni ki chut milna utna hi mushkil hai jitna ki himalay ke shikar pe chadna. Saloni poore din bus kam se kam hi rakhi aur mujhse jyda kuch kam ke alwa baat nahi ki.

Saloni- Sir, office 6:30 baje close hota hai. Mera bhi ghar jane ka time ho gaya hai.

Main- Saloni ji, kaam bahut rah gaya hai. Thoda der aur ruk jao. Help ho jayegi. Aapko main aapke ghar auto se chhod dunga.

Saloni- Mera ghar to office ke paas me hi hai. Kuch 10 minute hi lagte hai. Aap kahan ruke ho?

Main- Paas ke hi guest house me, main bhi ruka hun.

Saloni- Thik hai Sir. Chalo jaldi-jaldi kam kar lete hai.

Humne kam finish kiya aur apne- apne aashiyane ki taraf chal pade.

Raste me Saloni se maine thoda bahut baat- cheet karne ki koshish kiya. Saloni ne bataya ki uski ek beti hai. Jo ki medical ki padhayi kar rahi hai. Uske husband ko gaye 10 saal ho gaye to ghar ki jimmedaari usi ke upar aa gayi. To usne naukari karni shuru kar di. Abhi wo akele hi rahti hai.

Mera guest house pahle aa gaya. Main, apne guest house pe aa gaya aur Saloni apne room pe chali gayi. Main raat ko Saloni ke naam ka mutth 3-4 baar maara aur usko chodne ke sapne dekhte hue so gaya.

Dusre din se office me Saloni ke sath thoda hasi-mazak shuru ho gaya. Saloni ke sath meri koshish rang lane lagi. Jab main Saloni ki taarif karta to khush ho jati. Din bhar humne sath me kam kiya aur fir sath me hi office se ghar ke liye chal diye. Maine, Saloni se bola- “Mujhe bahar Sir mat bola karo. Yaar mujhe lagta hai, main senior hun. Agar dekha jaye to aap senior ho.”

Saloni ne chahkate hue bola- “Thik hai baba, main nahi bolungi Sir aur kuch mere liye jo main aapke liye kar sakti hun.”

Main- Hmm, Saloni ji. Apne dukh-dard mere sath baant liya karo.

Saloni muskrane lagi aur boli- Jarur, mere anjaan dost Sunil babu.

Raste me golgappe ki dukan dikhi to Saloni ne mujhse bola- Sunil, chalo na sath me golgappe khate hai. Bahut accha banata hai. Bahut maza aayega.

Main- Yaar, sham ko golgappe khana thik nahi rahega. Tabiyat kharab ho jayegi.

Saloni- Tum jawan ho fir bhi kitna darte ho. Chalo, mere sath aao. Mujhe golgappe nahi khilaoge to main gussa ho jaungi.

Saloni se bachne ka mere pass koi tarika nahi tha. Humne sath me golgappe khaye aur ghar ki taraf chal diye.

Maine raste me Saloni se pucha- Aap itni khoobsurat ho fir bhi aapne apni dusri shadi kyo nahi ki? Abhi to aap bahut jawan dikhti ho.

Saloni- Tumhari baat thik hai.Lekin meri ek beti hai, jisko main bahut pyar karti hun. Meri shadi ke baad uske future ka kya hota. Mera hone wala pati shayad mujhe pyar karta lekin mere itni komal bacchi ke sath kya hota, mujhe is baat ka bahut dar laga rahta tha isiliye maine shadi na karne ka faisla liya aur shayad main bahut khush bhi hun. Man ki marji ki maalik hun. Mehnat karti hun aur jo bhi salary milti hai, gujara ho hi jata hai.

Main- Aap jaisi mehnati aurate hi samaj me ek naya aayam asthapit karti hai. Mujhe to aap pe bahut garv hai.

Saloni- Kabhi dusro ke jiwan ko bachane ke liye majboori me bhi kuch aise kam karne padte hai. Jo shyad socha bhi na ho. Main, majboor nahi lekin ek majboot irado wali aurat hun. Maine, logo se bahut taane sune hai. Main apni jindagi se is time bahut khush hun. Sunil, apne bare me tum bhi kuch batao?

Main- Saloni ji, meri jindagi khuli kitab hai. Family se dur rahke bhi apno ke sath pyar baatna aur dusro ki khushi me apni khushi dekhna meri aadat si ho gyi hai. Tum mujhe bahut hi pyari lagi. Tumse baat karke na jaane kyo aisa lag raha hai ki main tumhe janta hun.

Saloni- Sunil, mujhe bhi aap acche lage. Chalo kal office me milte hain. Aapka guest house aa gya.

Main Saloni ko bye-bye karke apne kamre me aa gya. Saloni ke bare me sochte hue raat ko fir se mutth mara aur so gaya.

Main, Saloni se itna impress tha ki bus mere dil aur dimag me Saloni hi Saloni thi. Lekin, ek hafte me wo din nahi aaya jab main Saloni ke chamkate jism ka darshan kar saku, chodne ki baat sochna bahut dur ki baat thi.

Diwali agle hafte aane wali thi. Main office me Saloni se pucha.

“ Saloni ji, aap Diwali kiske sath manaogi? Kya Mamta aapke paas aayegi (Mamta Saloni ki beti thi).

Saloni- Sunil, wo nahi aa payegi. Mujhe to akele hi ghar pe rahna hoga aur meri jaan hi nahi rahegi to kya diwali, sare din ek jaise hi hai. Tum to apne ghar jaoge hi na?

Main- Saloni ji, mera ghar jana mushkil hai. Main thoda surprise hun ki aapki beti nahi aa rahi hai. Agar aap mujhe anumati den to main chahta hu ki main aapka sath dun aur ye diwali hum sath me celebrate kare. Mere ghar me to sab enjoy karenge, aap ke bare me soch kar mujhe accha nahi lag raha.

Saloni ke chahre pe halki si muskan thi aur ek sahmati ka bhaw tha.

Saloni- Sunil, yakeen nahi ho raha hai. Aaj ke jamane me tum jaise log bhi hai. Chalo accha hai. Diwali ke din morning me hi mere kamre pe aa jana.

Main – Thik hai, Saloni ji. Main aapke kamre pe aa jaunga.

Diwali Tuesday ko thi. Maine, office me Monday ki chhuti le li aur Tueday ko diwali hi tha. Main Diwali me Saloni ki chudayi ka ek mauka dekha raha tha. Maine, audit ka kaam Saturday ko hi complete kar liya tha. Saloni ne mera bahut help kiya tha.

Sunday ko Saloni ka phone aa gaya.

Saloni- Sunil, tum kahan ho?

Main- Saloni ji market me hun. Bus aise hi idhar-udhar tafribaazi kar raha tha.

Saloni- Chalo tum bus stop pe aa jao. Sath me chal ke diwali ki shopping karte hai.

Main, Saloni ke sath market jakar shopping kiya. Saloni bahut khush thi. Usne sweets, pooja aur ghar ke sajawat ke liye saman kharide. Market me Saloni mujhse takrati aur mere gaalo pe hath ferati. Aise lagta jaise uski jindagi me koi nayi khushi aane wali ho.

Hum dono din bhar market me shopping karte rahe aur sham ho gayi.

Saloni- Sunil, sorry saman kharidne me bahut der ho gyi hai. Chalo aaj restaurant me dinner kar lete hai.

Humne sath me dinner kiya, aisa lag raha tha ki Saloni meri wife ho. Saloni mere pe apna poora hak dikha rahi thi.

Saloni- Sunil, mujhe to kal office jana hai. Diwali wale din bahut kam rahega. Sab kuch time se ho jaye to bahut accha rahega.

Main- Main, aapke kamre pe Diwali wali subah aa jaunga aur aapki help kar dunga.

Saloni- Thank you, Sunil. Jab aap guest house se nikalna mujhe call kar lena. Main aapko raste bata dungi.

Main- Thik hai, Saloni ji.

Saloni- Dosti kiya hai to Saloni ji nahi Saloni. Dekho, main bhi tum pe hak dikha rahi hu. Tum bhi mujh pe apna adhikaar dikhao. Mujhe accha lagega.

Saloni ka apnapan dikhana mere dil ko chura le gaya tha.

Diwali wale din, main karib 10 baje subah Saloni ko call kiya aur Saloni ne mujhe apne kamre ka rasta guide kiya. Main uske kamre pe 10 minute me pahunch gaya. Saloni ne ek black nighty apne badan pe daal rakhi thi. Doodh se nahaye badan pe to black nighty aise lag rahi thi jaise chaand ko chandrgrahan lag gaya ho. Saloni ki gol-gol gaand ke kulhe nighty se nikal ke bahar aana chah rahe the.

Kahani abhi jaari hai….