Meri mummy ki shaadi-2

Ab tak aapko pata hai, ki meri galti ke kaaran meri Maa ki chut mere dushman ko milne waali thi.

Meri mummy ki shaadi-1

To meri Maa hamari saari baate sun chuki thi aur ab mere Papa ne, Maa ko apna fainsla batane ke liye bola. Maa ne kaha-

Maa: Dekho ab jo hoga hone dete hai. Mai uske saath shaadi karne ke liye taiyaar hu. Lekin uske saamne hum ek shart rakhenge, ki usko aapki zameen wapas karni padegi aur ye ghar bhi wapas kar de.

Tabhi Mai bola: Lekin Mummy, wo tumhe pareshaan karega shaadi ke baad.

Maa: Kuch nahi hota, Mai sehan kar loongi sab kuch. Aap bas usko haa bol do.

Ye baat sun kar Papa aur Mai udaas ho gaye. Lekin Maa kuch khaas udaas nahi lag rahi thi. Fir Papa ne Narsh ke Papa ko call kiya aur Narsh ke Papa ne hamari saari conditions maan li aur kaha-

Narsh ke Papa: Theek hai, hame manzoor hai aapki sharte.

Iske baad raat ke waqt hamare ghar me ek letter aaya. Letter ke saath hi zameen ke paper bhi aaye. Iske alawa Maa ke liye jewellery bhi aayi aur nayi saree bhi.

Letter me ye likha tha, ki Shima ke bhai aur baaki sabko bhi ye bol diya jaye, ki Maa ki shaadi hone waali hai. Iske alawa divorce papers bhi the usme. Jab mere Mama ko is baat ka pata chala, to unhone kaha-

Mama: Mai police complaint kar deta hu aur hum case file kar denge, jisse ye saari problem solve ho jayegi.

Papa ne bhi Mama ki baat maan li, lekin Maa ne kaha-

Maa: Mujhe family ki insult nahi karwaani hai, isliye Mai chup-chaap se shaadi kar loongi.

Fir hamare kaafi rishtedaar aa gaye, jo shaadi me aane waale the. Maa ko mehandi wagaira laga diya gaya aur shaadi se pehle haldi lagane ki rasam bhi poori kar di gayi. Fir Narsh ki taraf se kuch aadmi hamare ghar pe aa gaye.

Unhone kaha ki, unko hamare ghar me shaadi ki kuch taiyaari karni hai aur wo shaadi ke liye taiyaari karne lag gaye. Tabhi mujhe Narsh ka phone aaya-

Mai: Hlo, bol Narsh.

To Narsh bola: Saale, apne hone waale Papa ko naam se bulaata hai.

Mai kuch nahi bola aur phone cut kar diya. Meri Maa aur Papa ne divorce le liya tha aur ab Maa law ke hisaab se firse shaadi kar sakti thi. Tabhi hamara ghar saja diya gaya aur unke ghar se guest aa gaye hamare ghar me.

Fir wo Shaadi wala din bhi aa gaya, jiska Narsh ko kab se intezaar tha. Ghar me saari taiyaari ho chuki thi aur Mai bhi taiyaar ho gaya tha. Tabhi Papa bhi taiyaar ho gaye aur Mama bhi taiyaar ho gaye.

Fir kuch time ke baad Narsh ke saare ghar waale hamare ghar par aa gaye. Un sab logo me Narsh tha, uske Papa the, uski Maa thi, ek Bhai tha aur do Behane thi. Uski ek Behan shaadi-shuda di aur uske bachhe bhi the. Uski doosri Behan abhi kuwaari thi.

Jab maine Narsh ko dekha, to wo dulha bana hua tha. Usne sherwaani pehni hui thi aur uske sir par turban bhi thi. Tabhi mere Mama ji ne un sabka welcome kiya aur un sab ko khaane ke liye bola. Fir kaafi der tak sabke beech baate hone lagi.

Tabhi maine ek aadmi ko doosre aadmi se baat karte hue suna. Pehla aadmi bola-

Pehla aadmi: Yaar Narsh to is aurat ki jam kar maarega. Suna hai is aurat ke bete ne Narsh ki insult ki thi. Ab ye uski Maa ki chut se apna badla lene wala hai.

Tabhi Pandit ji ne Mummy ko aane ke liye kaha. Jab meri Maa apni friend ke saath aayi, to aaj Mai bhi usko dekh kar pagal ho gaya. Meri Maa aaj dulhan bankar kamaal ki lag rahi thi.

Maa ne laal rang ka lehanga aur choli pehni hui thi. Maa ki dress kaafi tight thi. Uske baal peeche se bandhe hue the aur saamne se uske boobs ki line dikh rahi thi. Iske saath uske hontho pe laal rang ki lipstick thi aur naak me nathni pehni hui thi.

Maa ke pairo me payal thi aur haatho me choodiya pehni hui thi. In sab cheezo ko pehne hue, Maa kamaal lag rahi thi. Tabhi Maa Narsh ke paas baith gayi aur Pandit ne mantra padhne shuru kar diye.

Pandit ne kuch der mantra padhne ke baad, Maa aur Narsh ko uthne ko bola. Ab un dono ko saat fere lene the. Tabhi Narsh ne bola-

Narsh: Mai aam phere nahi loonga. Mai isko apni god me utha kar phere lena chahta hu.

Is baat par Narsh ke saare dost shor karne lag gaye. Tabhi Narsh ke dost ne kaha-

Dost: Bhabhi ji, aaj Narsh ki god me aap chadh jao. Iske baad to Narsh hi hamesha aapko ghodi bana kar, aap pe chadhne wala hai.

Is baat par Maa ko hassi aa gayi. Narsh ne meri Maa ki kamar me haath daala aur usko apni god me utha liya. Maa ko god me uthaake usne phere lene shuru kar diye.

Dekho dosto, kis tarah meri ek galti ki wajah se, meri 42 saal ki Maa ek 28 saal ke dushman ki god me chadh kar, uske saath shaadi ke phere le rahi thi. Fir isi tarah se saare phere poore ho gaye aur phere poore karne ke baad, Narsh ne Maa ko neeche utaar diya.

Tabhi Pandit ne Narsh ko Mangal-sutra diya aur usko meri Maa ke gale me daalne ke liye kaha. Narsh ne Mangal-sutra meri Maa ke gale me pehna diya. Mangal-sutra par Narsh ka naam likha tha.

Narsh ne Mangal-sutra pehnaane ke baad uska mid-point meri Maa ke boobs ki line me daal diya aur uska ek boob usi waqt daba diya. Tabhi meri Maami boli-

Maami: Didi dekh to naye jija ji ko, yaha par hi apne aap ko rok nahi paa rahe hai. Pata nahi ye bed pe aapka kya haal karne waale hai.

Iske baad Narsh ne sindoor liya aur meri Maa ki maang ko bhar diya. Ab meri Maa sach me mere dushman ki biwi ban chuki thi. Tabhi meri Maa aur Narsh ko pandit ji ne kaha-

Pandit ji: Shaadi poori ho chuki hai, ab se aap dono Pati-Patni hai.

Fir meri Maa ne sabse pehle Narsh ke pairo ko haath lagaya. Tabhi Narsh ke ek dost ne kaha-

Dost: Bhabhi ji jhuko mat, warna abhi Narsh aapko sabke saamne ghodi banayega aur chod daalega.

Fir Narsh ne meri Maa ko aashirwaad diya aur usko gale se laga liya. Uske baad meri Maa aur Narsh sab logo ke pair choone lag gaye. Sabse pehle wo dono Narsh ke Mummy-Papa ke pair choone lage. Narsh ke Papa ne un dono ko pyaar diya.

Uske baad mere Nana-Nani ka aashirwaad bhi liya aur fir hum jab chalne waale the, to Narsh ne bola ki Mai unke paas hi rahunga.

Iske baad meri Maa meri Nani se gale milkar rone lagi aur car me jaake baith gayi. Mai doosri car me baith gaya aur thodi der me hum Narsh ke ghar pahunch gaye.

Naresh ke ghar par pahunch kar, Maa aur Narsh ko car se neeche utaara gaya. Uske baad Narsh ki Behan aur uski saari family ne dance kiya. Mujhe unke ghar ki ladies ke hilte hue boobs dekh kar bhut maza aa raha tha.

Tabhi maine dekha, ki Narsh ke haath meri Maa ki gaand par the. Mujhe laga, ki un ladies ke to sirf boobs hil rahe hai, lekin Narsh aaj meri Maa ko ache se hilaane wala tha.

Meri Maa aur Narsh unke ghar ke main door ke saamne khade the aur andar se Narsh ki Maa aayi aur Maa aur Narsh ki pooja karne lagi. Pooja me kaafi time lag raha tha, to Narsh ne apni Maa ko bola-

Narsh: Jaldi khatam karo na Maa.

Tabhi Narsh ke ek dost ne peeche se kaha-

Dost: Jaldi karo, warna Narsh yahi shuru ho jayega. Dekho kis tarah se Bhabhi ki gaand ko masal raha hai. Lagta hai aaj sabse zyada Bhabhi ki gaand ko hi pelne wala hai.

Tabhi Narsh ki Maa boli: Kyu naa pele?
Isko isi cheez ke liye to dulhan bana kar ghar leke aaya hai beta mera.

Fir saari ki saari rasame khatam ho gayi aur meri Maa ghar ke andar aa gayi. Narsh bhi ghar ke andar aa gaya. Ab Maa ko Narsh ki behan apne saath lekar andar chali gayi aur Narsh baahar hi baith gaya.

Maa ko taiyaar karne ke liye, Narsh ki Behan unko apne saath andar lekar gayi thi. Mai waha par aaram se baitha tha, tabhi Narsh aur uske dost mere paas aa gaye aur Narsh ke ek dost ne kaha-

Dost: Kyu bhai, kaisa lag raha hai?

To maine bola: Kya matlab, mujhe samajh me nahi aaya.

To Narsh ka dost bola: Yaar dekh, tu jis Maa ko bacha raha tha. Aaj wahi Maa tere saamne Narsh se chudne waali hai.

Ispe Mai kuch bhi nahi bola aur Narsh ne apne lund ko masalte hue bola-

Narsh: Aaj to maza aa jayega. Aaj Mai har pose me iski Maa ko chodne wala hu. Aaj Mai apna saara ka saara gussa, iski Maa ki chut par nikaalne wala hu.

Aur sab hasne lag gaye. Fir Mai jaane laga, to Narsh ne mujhe aawaz lagayi aur kaha-

Narsh: Ruk, kaha jaa raha hai. Apni Maa ke liye aaj condom leke aa. Aaj teri Maa ko condom pehan kar chodunga.

Usne mujhe kuch paise diye aur Mai market se condom lene chala gaya. Market jaake meri fir se baji thi, kyuki jab Mai condom lene chemist shop pe gaya to chemist bola-

Chemist: Kiske liye leke jaa rahe ho condom?

To Maine kaha: Apne liye leke jaa raha hu, kisi ladki ko chodna hai.

To Chemist bola: Saale jhoot mat bol, Narsh ne mujhe phone karke sab kuch bata diya hai. Apni Maa ke liye condom leke jaa raha hai naa. Usne mujhe teen condom diye, to maine kaha-

Mai: Ek hi chahiye.

Tab wo hass kar bola: Aaj teri Maa ko Narsh teen baar chodne wala hai, isliye teen de raha hu aur paise to tere Papa ne de hi diye hai.

Mai condom leke jab waha se jaane laga, to us chemist ne kuch aur logo ko kaha-

Chemist: Ye dekho apni Maa ke liye condom leke jaa raha hai. Aaj iski Maa teen baar chudne waali hai.

Uske baad Mai ghar aa gaya aur maine Narsh ko condom de diye aur Mai waha se jaane laga. Mai doosre room me jaa raha tha. Waha ek room me Maa aur Narsh ki Behan baithe hue the. Narsh ki Behan Maa ko khaana khila rahi thi, lekin Maa khaana khaa nahi rahi thi.

Ispe Narsh ki Behan ne kaha: Khaa lo Bhabhi, aaj poori raat tumhe kaam karna hai.

Ye sun kar Maa khaana khaane lag gayi. Iske baad Narsh ki shaadi-shuda Behan, jiska naam Nilam hai, usne meri Maa ko doodh diya aur kaha-

Nilam: Lo Bhabhi, ye doodh Bhai ko pila dena. Fir Bhai saari raat aapko sone nahi dega.

Aur fir kuch baato ke baad, Nilam bua Maa ko doosre room me chodh kar aa gayi aur darwaza band kar diya. Nilam bua Narsh ka wait karne lag gayi, taaki usse paise le sake. Tabhi Narsh aaya aur Nilam ne kaha-

Nilam: Bhaiya, andar jaane ka kiraya lagega.

To Naresh ne apni pocket me se 5000 rupay nikaal kar de diye aur Nilam aur Geetanjali( meri doosri bua) darwaaze se side par ho gaye.

Tabhi Narsh darwaaze ke paas gaya, to uske saare friends ne usko all the best bola aur usko andar bhej diya. Andar jaate hue Narsh ko Nilam bua ne bola-

Nilam bua: Bhaiya aaj jam-kar thukayi karna, Bhabhi jaan ki.

Tabhi Narsh ne kaha: Yaar ab mujhe jaane bhi do.

Aur ispe Geeranjali bua ne Nilam bua se kaha: Behan jaldi chal, Bhaiya se ab aur ruka nahi jaa raha hai.

Tabhi Nilam aur Geetanjali bua chale gaye. Narsh ko usi waqt kisi ka phone aa gaya. Mai bhi apne room me chala gaya. Mera room Narsh aur Maa ke room ke bilkul saath hi tha.

Tabhi mujhe us room ki deewar me ek hole dikha. Maine jaldi se hole me dekha, ki waha se saath waale room me kuch dikh jaye shayad. Usme se room ka nazara saaf dikh raha tha.

Mujhe room me ek bed dikh raha tha, jisko foolo se sajaya hua tha aur uspe Narsh weds Shima likha hua tha. Mujhe room dikha, ki meri Maa dulhan bani bed par baithi hui thi aur tabhi darwaza khula aur Narsh room ke andar aa gaya.

Narsh jab andar aaya, to Maa seedhi hoke baith gayi. Narsh ne darwaza andar se band kiya aur Maa ke paas jaane laga. Tabhi Maa jaldi se khadi ho gayi aur usne Narsh ke pairo ko chua. Maa Narsh ka aashirwaad lekar, wapas bed par baith gayi.

Narsh meri Maa ke bilkul paas me baith gaya. Usne meri Maa ko kaha-

Narsh: I love you, meri jaan.

Meri Maa ye sun kar shamaane lag gayi aur kuch bhi nahi boli. Tabhi Narsh ne firse kaha-

Narsh: I love you, meri jaan.

Narsh ke 5-6 baar i love you kehne ke baad, Maa ne Narsh ko i love you kaha. Aur uske baad Narsh Maa ka ghoonghat uthaane laga.

Ab iske aage kya hone wala hai, ye Mai aapko agle part me bataunga. Mujhe pata hai, ki ye suhaagraat ke baare me padhne ke liye aap sab wait kar rahe hai aur mujhe mail karke Maa-Behan ki gaaliya bhi de rahe hai. Mai jaldi hi next part leke aaunga.

Next part me khoob maza aane wala hai dosto.

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